QUOTE (Cheeky Monkey @ Jun 14 2007, 02:25 PM)

Hi,
Sorry I know this is a tediously dull topic but.....i'd really appreciate some help. I cant find php.ini, htaccess anywhere!!! can anyone give me some tips. Its the old Global_repair problem. Any idea where they might be lurking? Many Thanks

to the title!
Unfortunately the location of the ini file depends on your system. If you control the system do a search for php.ini. If not get a hold of your hosting company.
The .htaccess file is a little easier though. It will be in your webroot (where the php files are). If you don't see one you can just make a text file with the directives you'd like in it. If it doesn't work then you'll want to go hunting for the apache (or whatever) httpd.conf.
Good luck and thanks for the chuckle!
Iggy